Confucius say virginity like balloon -one prick all gone.

• 10 years ago

Obama is not a foreign born, brown skinned, anti-war socialist who gives away healthcare, you're thinking of Jesus.

• 10 years ago

Good breeding - that quality which enables a person to wait in well-mannered silence, while the loudmouth gets service.

• 10 years ago

Why do they call an airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

• 10 years ago

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet!

• 10 years ago

Nudists Support Global Warming

• 10 years ago

It's like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone.

• 10 years ago

My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

• 10 years ago

We wouldn't have any argument here if people would just do as I say.

• 10 years ago

You can't fix stupid.

• 10 years ago