Have you ever felt like life is a car wash, and you're on a bike?
- 10 years ago
Have you ever felt like life is an asshole, and you're the toilet bowl ?
- 10 years ago
Good Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
- 10 years ago
Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up.
- 10 years ago
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in.
A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
- 10 years ago
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Not worth staying up for. It's just another day.
- 10 years ago
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Not worth staying up for. It's just another day.Midnight is four hours before my bedtime. It usually slips by unnoticed.
- 10 years ago
Life is like a beaver colony - one dam thing after another...
- 10 years ago
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
- 10 years ago
If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic
- 10 years ago