When life hands you lemons...Oh to hell with it, just get naked and quit complaining.

• 10 years ago

Whoever says, It's not whether you win or lose that counts," is probably a loser.

• 10 years ago

First past the post is not always the winner.

• 10 years ago

EVER WONDER...Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

• 10 years ago

When someone says everything happens for a reason, Id like to smack them and say, "Yeah, I guess youre right"

• 10 years ago

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a pit bull?
Just the pit bull!

• 10 years ago

What's the difference between a pit bull and it's owner ?: The pit bull has a brain.

• 10 years ago

Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!

• 10 years ago

Wouldn't it be great if women had a mute function.

• 10 years ago

Duct Tape: Turning "NO! NO!" into "Mmphh! Mmphh!" since 1943.

• 10 years ago