It Smells Like A Lie

Did you have a over protective mother when you were a kid ? Every time you wanted to stay at a friend's house for a weekend ,it was like pulling teeth to get your mother to let you go? Be cause she afraid that all you will eat while you at your friends' house is junk food,and some how that will cause devastating fall out in your life.
Well imagine what it would be like if you were a puppy dog with this problem. It would be impossible for a puppy who just got back from spending the weekend at his friend's house,eating nothing but junk food the whole time,to lie to his mother.
Because the first thing dogs do when they greet each other is to sniff each others' butts.
So when the mother dog asks her puppy,"Did you eat junk food all weekend at your friend's house ?"
The puppy replies," No".
The mother dog then replies ," How come all I spell is hot dogs and chocolate ?"

Written By Stephen J. Vattimo August 3, 2011Show less1

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