Funny One Liners

What's the difference between a lawn mower and a bagpipe? You can tune a lawn mower.

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Q: How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune? A: Someone is blowing into it.

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Q. Who's the most popular woman at the nudist resort? The
woman with the great personality and the interesting beach
towels.
HA HA... You thought I'd say something about
being able to eat the last doughnut....

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Hmmm... What happened to the original post that set up the scenario of the coffee and donuts?

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Hmmm... What happened to the original post that set up the scenario of the coffee and donuts?I don't mind carrying donuts on my post, but I wouldn't like to stir hot coffee with it.

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Here's the original post.

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist resort? One who can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts, all at the same time.

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What is the difference between a buffalo and a bison.

You can wash your hands in a bison.

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What's the difference between a pun and a fart?

A pun is a shift of wit.

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