Funny One Liners

Q: How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune? A: Someone is blowing into it.

• 10 years ago

Q. Who's the most popular woman at the nudist resort? The
woman with the great personality and the interesting beach
towels. HA HA... You thought I'd say something about
being able to eat the last doughnut....

• 10 years ago

Hmmm... What happened to the original post that set up the scenario of the coffee and donuts?

• 10 years ago

Hmmm... What happened to the original post that set up the scenario of the coffee and donuts?I don't mind carrying donuts on my post, but I wouldn't like to stir hot coffee with it.

• 10 years ago

Here's the original post.

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist resort? One who can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts, all at the same time.

• 8 years ago

What is the difference between a buffalo and a bison.

You can wash your hands in a bison.

• 8 years ago

What's the difference between a pun and a fart?

A pun is a shift of wit.

• 8 years ago