Sailor Jokes
A Navy Chief and an Admiral were sitting in the barbershop.
They were both just getting finished with their shaves,
when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces.
The admiral shouted,
"Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!"
The chief turned to his barber and said,
"Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
One day while on leave from the Navy, a lonelysailor went into a bar.
He was talking to this beautiful woman and asked to take her home with him and she agreed.
During sex they guy looks down at her and asks "How am I doing?" He asks
She looks at him and says "About three knots"
Confused the man asks "What do you mean?"
She says "You're KNOT hard, KNOT pleasuring, and you're KNOT getting your money back."
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