Todays Nude Joke

Little Johnny came home from school one day and went past his mother's room. The door was open a little so he looked inside and saw his mom lying on the bed naked moaning and touching herself saying Ooh I need a man, I need a man. The next day...

A beautiful woman was sunbathing nude on the roof of a little hotel. She was lying on her stomach when she heard someone coming up the steps. A man rounded at the corner and said miss, I wish you would not sunbathe in the nude up here. The woman...

It seams a Navy Pilot in Washington State had nothing better to do then sky write a big penis. I think it's funny and he did a good job, but I don't think the Navy is laughing.

New to this group and would like to thank all those who contribute to it! I can't tell a joke worth a darn but greatly enjoy reading these. Thanks again to all who do contribute!

Getting out of the shower, Joe said, it's just to hot to wear clothes today. Asking his wife what the neighbours would think if he mowed the lawn in the nude. She replied, probably that I married you for your money.

What do you do with 365 used condoms.... Make a tire out of them and call it a good year.

Three nuns were sitting in a park enjoying the sunshine, a picnic and a chat when a guy approached them in a coat and flashed them. One had a stroke, the other two were not fast enough.

If your pants are too tight for a big meal, take them off.

instead he bowed to the PC editors of all thought and action. I'm ashamed of your gutless stand Admiral - - WTF,O? 22tango2 USN Retired

The wife got so mad at me she packed my bags and told me to get out. As I walked to the door, she yelled, I hope you die a long, slow, painful death. I turned around and said, So, you want me to stay.