Todays Nude Joke

Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says..."Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than...

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did in his sleep and not screaming like the passengers in his car.

I just got a part time job working at the local winery as a cork soaker, it is fun to soak cork, I did a little cork soaking in college and when I first met my wife, she soaked cork too, but now not so much. If you are looking to make a little money...

A young man joined a nudist resort and told his mother, which she didn't believe him, so he took a picture and cut it in half and sent her the top half, at the same time he was sending his grandmother a letter and put in the bottom half by...

Did you hear? Mickey Mouse is divorcing Minnie. They were in court for the first hearing and the Judge said, Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because you think she is crazy. Mickey said, Judge, I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was...