I'll be back in 5 minutes.... But if I'm not.... just read this again.

• 7 years ago

What do people do with all the extra time that they save by typing K instead of OK?

• 7 years ago

Re the "K" time-saver: You're a funny fukker - I'm still chuckling - the kids would probably call it a "dad joke" who cares? Brought a smile to my face, have a good one!

• 7 years ago

A friend knows when to make you a drink and talk about things. A best friend knows went to hand you the bottle and shut up.

• 7 years ago

Some things are better left unsaid...which l generally realize right after l have said them.

• 7 years ago

I love how in scarey movies the person yells, Hello, as if the killer is going to answer, yeah, l'm in the kitchen.

• 7 years ago

What do people do with all the extra time that they save by typing K instead of OK?

I save it all up over a 3 or 4 year period and then use it to check the pressure in my tires. But I do check my tire pressure more frequently than that with time I saved doing/not doing other things too.

• 7 years ago

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and laugh...then walk into a pole.

• 7 years ago

Two guys were sitting at the bar, when one turns to the other and says look at those 2 old drunks over there, that is going to be us in 10 years, the other turns to his friend and says, you stupid shit that's a mirror.

• 7 years ago

I bet it's called almond milk, Because no one can say nut juice with a straight face.

• 7 years ago