If l'm ever killed by a mountain lion.....just know my last words were ...Here Kitty Kitty

• 3 years ago

Sugar and spice are very very nice........ but so is a woman who can make you cum twice

• 3 years ago

Instead of a sign that says...Do Not Disturb...l need one that says...Already Disturbed, Proceed with Caution.

• 3 years ago

The most terrifying moment in life is when the toilet refuses to flush at someone else's house.

• 3 years ago

The most terrifying moment in life is when the toilet refuses to flush at someone else's house.

Or worse, overflows!

• 3 years ago

The most terrifying moment in life is when the toilet refuses to flush at someone else's house.Or worse, overflows!

To alleviate these two terrifying moments
#1. learn to look in the tank, locate the flapper valve, and lift it by hand to flush. The tank only contains clean water not sewage water.
#2. if it looks like it is going to overflow, locate the water supply valve below the tank and close it. Stops the overflow condition.
#3. after either of these circumstances, notify the host so that appropriate remedial actions can be taken to prevent possible further problems.
Much better than having a big mess occur when it doesn't have to, due to proper appropriate response on your part. The host/hostess will appreciate your timely action. I have encountered BOTH of these situations either at my house or at someone else's and did not have a major problem by knowing what to do ahead of time. Hope this helps somebody on here who reads this and uses the info when needed.

• 3 years ago

All l know is that l was sitting here, totally innocent, quiet and behaving myself....and then l met y'all.

• 3 years ago

I'm kinda like the total package that got fucked up through shipping and handling.

• 3 years ago

Remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

• 3 years ago

I have to keep reminding myself that l'm an Adult.......and will be charged as one.

• 3 years ago