Great minds think alike..... unfortunately, so do the stupid ones.

• 2 years ago

I discovered that answering the door naked helps deter trick-or-treaters....oh, here we go again, here's two dressed as policemen.

• 2 years ago

Don't believe everything you read in public toilets, Sharon is not up for a good time...what an awkward phone call that was.

• 2 years ago

Thanks for posting these chuckles, Bill! They help us laugh out loud--a much-needed exercise in these days! Keep up the excellent effort--you touch more people than you know!

• 2 years ago

Christmas time is great... because you can shout.... Don't come in here... and they think you are wrapping presents...when you just want to drink wine in peace and not share your chocolate.

• 2 years ago

I always knew l'd get old....How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise.

• 2 years ago

I wonder if the people paying $300 for a colon cleanse even know about Taco Bell's $4.99 deal.

• 2 years ago

For anyone else that's getting coal for Christmas... maybe we can link up and get the grill going.

• 2 years ago

I went for a run but came back home after 2 minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 2 minutes.

• 2 years ago

Mr. Jones the inventor of the wind chill factor recently died..he was 82...but felt like he was 64.

• 2 years ago