MissCrumpet

About MissCrumpet

Hello and welcome to my profile. Thanks for dropping by!

So lets start offering two options to chat :

OPTION 1.
YOU ARE AN IDIOT, TWATT, TROLL, TOSSER, PERV, OR MORON.
If you are here to harass and be those things, block me IMMEDIATELY and move on to save yourself a lot of time.. Go immediately, get a bucket, full it with water .... And go drown yourself.

OPTION 2.
So you are a normal nice person. Congrats.. Hello and welcome... Read on...

NOTHING LIKE GETTING TO THE POINT!! Right?? - RIGHT!!


ABOUT ME
I love the outdoors and horses and riding my bike. I love the countryside and really love going on hikes and spending time on my own. I love the important things in my life, my family, my sister, chocolate and of course good beer, wings, and pizza.

I love cars, I used to own a jeep I own two bikes and I love to ride horses. And a Good Pub is never a thing to be missed!

Im a first year medical student and starting a new chapter in my life. Professionally - I'm an officer in the reserve now. My army background discussion point but ask me about anything else.


FUN FACT
I once visited The Virgin Islands.
Now they are just called 'The Islands. True story. :-)

Due to my sheer awesomeness, the USMC and US Navy and the City Council of San Diego, in honour of my many visits .. have renamed San Diego - To - Sian Diego :)


MY INNER NUDIST
I would not consider myself a nudist. I'm more a beach going nudist vs hanging out at home, just to hang out at the nude. Pointless to me. I prefer going to my friends place in St Martin, enjoy the beaches and his pool and some friends I have there now.


NUDISM + ME
I love beaches so if I can go I try to go to a nude beach, its still intimidating to me to go on my own but I'm working my way through that. I spent holiday time St Martin and had a great time. Learned a lot about nudism from my friends there. And the most important thing was just "BEING". But its not the be all and end all to me. I get responses like 'oh you went to a regular beach? To bad' and is it really 'Too Bad??" No absolutely not. As long as its a nice day, and you have a great time in whatever you do. Its a win!!


WHY I AM ON HERE
I am on here to learn about nudism, places to go and share experiences. As I mentioned above; I really don't consider myself a nudist as much as I like to go to beaches and be with some friends that I have made. I love beaches and traveling so its nice to explore new places. I've met 2 people off this site and its been nice. I like to talk to new people, who are genuine and actually like to exchange in actual conversation vs. 'what you wearing' or 'are you nude? No? why not' or need to tell me everything they are doing naked, second by second. I get it, you're a nudist, the hint is in the 'nude' reference.


IF YOUR INTENT IS TO CHAT
Say hello. I like to chat and make some new friends on here. I love chatting about life, cars, bikes, diving, hikes, travel, if you served in the armed forces, about experiences and things in general. I like to cook but I'm not that great at it I try. I wear our a lot of smoke detectors, but I try. Life is all about our journey and the stories we create along the way. So say hi!


WHAT I AM NOT ON HERE FOR
I'm not here to entertain you. I am not here for you to harasses, or to get into discussions about your sex life, or more importantly Mine.. Im not here to look at your cam, rate your pictures.. OR have you PM your DICK PIC. Trust me its not that special so.. I'm sure you worship it, but seriously... Just no ... Or if you are just going to be rude and crude and make sexual innuendo or comments.. Just don't. Best to just avoid me.. AND I will block you.

THE ODD PEOPLE ON THIS SITE
Best - EVER - I had a guy, who blocked me / mutual block from me, then messaged me, and argued that he was offended that I blocked him, and would report me to the moderators. That it was unfair, and uncalled for and that he had a right to be unblocked. THAT was a very interesting conversation for, not me, but between him and his therapist :)

TO GO ALONG WITHE THE ABOVE ~ IT SEEMS WIERD.....
Now maybe its just me, but I have had people who have actually blocked me, then message me to chat. AND the best part is that they argue I am not blocked. Screen shot usually clears up that but - IF you blocked me - keep blocking me, do me that favour .. I really don't need to talk to you .. I'll just remember how peaceful it was when I did NOT talk to you.

And remember, John Lennon - Give Peace a Chance. You speak the trust John.

I WILL BLOCK YOU INSTANTLY IF
* If you go off into sex chats
* Ask me sexual based questions, sexual innuendo
* Sexual comments to me, or about me, about me and nudism, or my activity with my nudist friends, comments on swinging (NOT INTO THAT BS),
* Sex, or are rude to me or others (in the chat room) or start sending me unsolicited pictures, I will have no hesitation in blocking you instantly.

Im not going to debate it, or negotiate WHY I blocked you. Just live with it. I sure will! Don't believe me? As Dirty Harry said ' Feel lucky ? Go ahead make my day!"

HAVE SOME RESPECT
I know how much of a struggle is for some to keep their inner pervert from bursting out and running rampant in the chat room, or / and just HAVING to tell me every thing sexual, and if that is the case with you and you're messaging me. Or get into the things mention above. Just don't. Just avoid me. I'll block you instantly. ~~ Don't believe me? Try me. If you're sensing a 'Block' theme here, your very perceptive .. Good one you!! :-)

ADDING ME AS A FRIEND ON TN
I do not accept blind friend requests. Unless I've talked to you? I won't be adding you. Also I do not 'add' to just 'add' and recently I have had some chats and been asked to to accept a friend request because they wanted to see my pictures. Thats just going to happen. If you want to be my friend, that is fine, but get to know me over a few chats first.

THE POINT IS
PUHLEASE - Have some respect. Have some honour. Be a better person, be the inner nudist you want to see in that mirror of yours. Because I swear some of you look in the mirror and your reflection looks back and says: ' OMG what a dickhead'

I always wonder how successful those people really are ;-)


PICTURES
I don't have nude / pics on my profile. So don't bother adding me for that. I don't trade pictures (why would I?) and I don't need your picture.

DONT MESSAG ME ON TN AND SEND ME YOUR DICK PIC OR PICTURE
** Give it to your mum, I'm sure you don't call as much as you should and she'll appreciate it. Or a friend that you think will appreciate it.. (thumbs up!!)


CAMS
Please don't ask me to view your cam, not into it sorry. I don't need to see you sitting there. I cammed with a guy once, he kept getting up for water.. Just to excuse himself to stand-up. Seriusly - GET a bigger cup or see a doctor, you dehydrate way to quick!!

Sorry but...
*** I'd rather watch a tire fire ***


PROFILES
Please have a profile - at least something. If you profile is empty, don't be surprised if I don't message you. As for me not having a nude pic, I'm not stupid enough to have one on this site to have it copied all over the internet. Also a 'picture' does not make one a nudist, just like taking a picture dressed up as a doctor, does not make you a doctor.


QUESTIONS
I've been getting a lot of weird questions, some of which make me wonder on the grip on reality of some members on this site. Just because your 'curious' or absolutely NEED to know anything and everything under the sun, it does not mean its a good thing to ask it. Chances are if you have to ask " Can I ask you a question??" Generally don't ask it.. Just trust me on that...

FUN + INTERESTING THING
If you have to preface your 'asking me' something with, " I don't meant to offend you but " then you can pretty much bet, it won't go well and your going to offend me. Then I need to crush you and your soul. And nobody wants that, especially me, it gets on the bottom of my boots. Then I need to get brushed out and soap and a bucket. Don't get me started on the stains.

Here are some Zingers... I've been asked:

Q: Do I shower with the men I serve in the army with?
A: ALWAYS Army is totally into saving water

Q: How do you take a pee in the field? with guys around you?
You just turn away from people unzip and go or lean against a post. But do women go behind buildings?
A : i cross my legs, and eyes and hold it in for the week we are out in the field..

Q What do you look like nude?
A : Go with Sasquatch - I know I need to shave my legs, its gets out of hand when I forget to do it....

Q: Does the Army give you a place go to nude?
A: Yes, they put aside an area, for us to all go naked its especially nice under star-shells.

Q: How do you tell your army friends you're a nudist?
A: Why would I tell them??
OR The best one ' sure and we all hang out in the USO Hall together starkers.. '

Q: Do you shave your pussy?
A: No the cat won't stand still and it bites. I gave up.

Q : Want to see my penis?
A: Why? it it magical??

Q: Are you the kind of nudist that has sex on the beach??
A: Sex on the Beach?? Ohh Hell ya.... . A refreshing cocktail containing vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice and cranberry juice?? Why would I pass that up??!!

Q : You're in the army. Have you killed anyone?
A : No not yet, it's still early. Want to come over??

BOTTOM LINE I'M A NO BS ZONE
Im very easy going, but I don't intend to be take much BS off this site. I've had enough of that. So if you feel that I'm rude or not what you think I should be, just block me. Think I'm fake? Block me. Think I'm rude because I told you I've seen a better penis on a statue in a fountain in Italy? Block me.. report me blah blah.. To which I will say thank you very much!

Being nice which on this site, is a bit of a challenge with how some people act. However, I'll talk to almost anyone as long as they are nice, polite and genuine and took the effort to have a profile.

Have some respect for yourself, myself, and others. If you're only objective it to enjoy a nice time, have fun and chat. Please feel free to message me.

It's a lovely world filled with a lot of really nice people. Be one of those.

PS Dear Trolls that are bugging me. I LOVE you guys. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. You're as clueless as a bag of hammers but keep up the good work!! To the Troll who has 17+ nicknames and bugging me. I admire your dedication to cause... Good for you!! Charlie Mike :)

PSS to the whoever removed my last profile write up, let me say this. IF yo have a problem with me or my profile be a man/woman and have the respect to talk to me about it. OR at least contact me and tell me why. Until then I think your just another IDIOT with no backbone. BTW I copied this one so I'll just keep putting it back.. (Thumbs up!!)

Have a GREAT DAY EVERYONE.

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