Humor and Fun

Your riding a horse next to a Giraffe, and a lion is behind you. What do you do? Answer: Get your drunk ass off the Carousel.

I was driven to drink by my wife. Thing is, she never drove back to pick me up.

It is so hot in Texas that:

It is so hot in Texas that:

How to play LAST PAGE Below is a four letter word. Copy and paste it into your post (don't quote or the quotes could get ridiculously long). Change/Replace one letter and type it in next to the original word. The next person to reply will need...

I was on a modelling web site and saw an thread from a model looking for work, it had the title:- 'Open leg - 30ph, limited space available' Needless to say the responses were 'as expected'!!

So, here I am, scrolling through cartoons that are playing, sipping on some Kool-Aid, and I almost spit it all over my television screen. Guess what I just saw? Yep. The day has come. They figured out how to put animals in clothing. Well, in...

A man applying for a job a Maldura Lemon Orchard seemed to be far too qualified for the position.The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: Have you ever had any actual experience at picking lemons?" The man replied:...

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