The most shocking thing about our human sex organs is that people are shocked by them.I neither designed nor made my body. I have neither cause for pride nor shame regarding its various features. I am not ashamed of my nose, fingers, or toes -- why should it be any different regarding my cock and balls.

• 4 years ago

Doctor: I'm not really sure how to explain the cause of all your health problems, it could be the drinking..

Patient: that's ok doctor, I'll come some other time when you're sober.

• 4 years ago

I see people my age mountain climbing and I'm here feeling good about getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

• 4 years ago

Stop writing about me lmao

• 4 years ago

Being kissed while you're asleep is one of the purest forms of love.... Unless you're in prison.

• 4 years ago

Let me drink about it and get back to you.

• 4 years ago

Life begins the moment you realize you don't have to prove shit to anyone.

• 4 years ago

Being an adult is debating whether to keep a cardboard box because you know it's a really good box.

• 4 years ago

The closest l ever got to a 4.0 in school....was my blood alcohol content.

• 4 years ago

I'm not the type of person you should put on speaker phone....

• 4 years ago