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If you eat an entire cake without cutting it....you technically only had one piece.

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If you've ever found yourself in an argument about how you're not arguing..... you might be married.

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When a woman says correct me if I'm wrong... Do not under any, I mean any circumstances do it.

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Condoms do not guarantee safe sex, a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.

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If you want your neighbors to build a privacy fence and save you the expense, start doing all of your yard work nude!

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The best part about this post is that by the time you've finished reading it you will realize that there was absolutely no point to it

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Masks & Condoms do work; so Hubby doesn't realize the guy died smiling.

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Finally fixed that annoying noise in my car, I just open the door and pushed her out.

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I asked my wife, why don't you tell me when you orgasm? She replied, because I don't like calling you at work.

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Sex is only dirty if you do it right

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