I just asked myself if I'm crazy..... and we all said no.

• 4 years ago

I am much nicer if you do not get to know me.

• 4 years ago

touche - well stated!

• 4 years ago

When your day seems especially rough, just ask yourself, did I shit my pants today and if the answer is no you're doing all right

• 4 years ago

Never blame someone else for the road you're on, that's your own asphalt.

• 4 years ago

Being a little older, I'm very fortunate to have someone call and check on me everyday. Although he is very concerned about my car warranty

• 4 years ago

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

• 4 years ago

Never blame someone else for the road you're on, that's your own asphalt.

Dad humor at its finest. Love it.

• 4 years ago

When l was young, l was poor. But after years of hard, honest and painstaking work, l'm no longer young.

• 4 years ago