Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid ( or barman ) at your local boozer.

Think of a chat up line for the barmaid, or something you would say to your friends about her.
Please try to keep it clean, Thank you.

A pint please and I like to have it pulled nice and slow.

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Yo, wanna do it?

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Would you like me to do you......................................breakfast afterwards.

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I'd love to buy you breakfast. Should I telephone you or nudge you.

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I'm rich, single, and free this evening. You ?

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You're not safe with all these men around here. You'd best come home with me tonight.

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I sometimes feel out of place here, being the only single man.

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You want me. I can smell it.

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Damn.....your ass is fine! Want to see mine?

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Just because she said, "Go away" doesn't mean you should quit trying

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Don't be so picky... Im not!

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