Post #62ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.Roses are red,
Is whatI said,
But I'd rather be blue,
When I'm with you.
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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.The barmaid declined action
Sex she did forgo
She practiced oral contraception.
She always said, No.
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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.The barmaids beautiful face
Caused hearts to race
She would gladly embrace
Any time, any place,
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Post #65ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.I may not be Fred Flintsone, but I can sure make your Bedrock.
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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.I'm not drunk enough to take you home, you'll have to buy me another bottle.
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Post #67ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid ( or barman ) at your local boozer.If you do breakfast as good as you serve beer, then I sure would like to sample some. When your husband isn't there.
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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid ( or barman ) at your local boozer.Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?
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