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Every so often, I like to go outside, look up, and smile for Google Earth.

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It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

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There is one good thing about old age--it doesn't last that long.

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Rummaging through her attic one day, my friend Kathryn found an old shotgun.
Unsure how to dispose of it, she called her parents.
"Take it to the police station," her mother suggested.
My friend was about to hang up when her mom added, "And Kathryn"?
"Yes, mom"?
"Call them first and let them know you're coming."

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.How did you know?

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Calculated guess.

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I really wish there was a button on the TV remote to turn up
the intelligence on prime time programing.
There's one marked Brightness, but that doesn't help at all.

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2012 - The End of An Error.

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My ex would wake up in the morning and say,
"Good morning, Lord,"
I would wake up in the morning and say,
"Good Lord, it's morning!"

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