Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.
To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a Sign on it saying:
'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'
For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.
He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.
So he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'
The next day someone stole it!
The young male racehorse came from a long line of winners, and did wonderfully in time trials. However, in actual races he proved a little too romantic, and could never quite bring himself to pass a mare.
So one day the trainer went to him and told him he'd have to be castrated. The young horse, knowing that it was either this or the glue factory, took it philosophically. After all, having the operation was almost a certain guarantee of a long and illustrious racing career.
After a short recovery period, the horse was again run in time trials, and found to do as well as ever. But the first time he actually ran in a race, he only went about ten paces, before getting a dejected look on his face, turning around, and ambling back to the starting gates.
"What's the matter?" asked the trainer, "you were doing great!"
"Yeah, well how would you feel" replied the horse, "if five thousand people took one look at you and shouted 'they're off!'?"
A traveling salesman was driving through the country late one night when his car died.
Seeing a farmhouse nearby, he knocked on the door.
"My car broke down," the salesman explained to the farmer who answered.
"Could I possibly spend the night here?"
"Yes," said the farmer, "but you'll have to share a bed with my son."
"Uh-oh," the salesman replied, "I must be in the wrong joke."
Rene Descartes went into his favorite bar and the bar tender asked, "would you like your usual drink, Monsieur Descartes? " Descartes replied "I think not" and promptly disappeared.
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I received several PM on this.
Rene Descartes French philosopher, mathematician and writer.
He is also known as the Father of Modern Philosophy
Most famous quote "I Think Therefore I Am."
I suggest you Google the quote if you want to know more.
Jack's mother ran into the bedroomwhen she heard him
scream and found his two-year old sister pulling hishair.
She gently released the little girl's grip and said comfortinglyto Jack,
"There, there. She didn't mean it. She doesn't know that hurts."
She was barely out of the room when the little girl screamed.
Rushingback in, she asked, "What happened?"
"She knows now," Jack replied.
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