RE: Random thoughts and jokes"George Washington had fifty-five children with slaves, so he was also the illegitimate father of the country. We should take him off the dollar and put him on food stamps." ---The Mooney Twins
There's TOO many people on food stamps now as it is. Probably some of them are George's far removed offspring.
The Mooney Twins meant put his PICTURE on the food stamps instead of the one dollar bill.
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Post #1073ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesIt's only when the tide comes in,you realise you shouldn't have fallen asleep on the beach with your clothes on.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI have a doctor's appointment on Monday; I'm not even sick it's just that I've been working out, and I want someone to see me naked.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy uncle got a vasectomy, and paid for it with Mastercard. He forgot to pay the bill, and the finance company came over to his house and knocked up my aunt.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesSomeone stole my Microsoft Office and they're going to pay. You have my Word.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokes"George Washington had fifty-five children with slaves, so he was also the illegitimate father of the country. We should take him off the dollar and put him on food stamps." ---The Mooney Twins
I found this to be quite interesting so I did additional research on the subject. So far I have been unable to verify this figure of 55 children sired by George Washington with slaves. Can you provide any research data on this subject? I would be most appreciative in having it. Thank you. DesertRat.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesAn ancient Greek walks into his tailor's shop with a tornpair of pants.
"Euripides?" Asks the tailor.
"Yeah, Eumenides?" Replies the man.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesLawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene
Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news?
Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesOur forefathers guaranteed us the right to the pursuit of happiness.
They should have given us a few clues as to where to look.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesThe next time you go on the roller coaster, take a handful of nuts and bolts with you,
and just as the car starts forward, hand them to the people in front of you and tell them they were under their seats.
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