Post #1092ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesMaybe carrots will improve my eyesight and give me strong, sharp eyes, but what if they also give me long floppy ears?
You'd look funny on the dance floor doing the bunny hop.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesDo you suppose the inventor of the vibrator heard a voice that said, If you build it, they will come?
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesA wife asks her husband, an engineer,
"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
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Post #1095ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesIt takes patience to listen... It takes skill to pretend that you are actually listening.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesA donkey had an IQ of 186. He had no friends at all though.
Because even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhy did the rooster cross the road?
To get to the chick across the street!
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesDid you hear about the self help group for compulsive talkers?
It's called On & On Anon.
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Post #1099ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesDon't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhen I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment ... now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation!
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Post #1101ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesDo people who work in banks practice safe sex ?
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