Post #1132ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesSome people are alive . . . only because it's illegal to kill them.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesA lady sitting in the dentist chair told the dentist, "I would rather go through the pain of child birth than have you drill in my mouth." The dentist replied, "Well, you had better make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesThe best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends.
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Post #1135ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesA Texan schoolboy who was studying Greek Mythology?
When the teacher asked him to name something that was
half-man and half-beast he replied
"Buffalo Bill."
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesChocolate comes from cocoa which is a tree ... That makes it a plant which means ... chocolate is Salad.
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Post #1137ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesChocolate comes from cocoa which is a tree ... That makes it a plant which means ... chocolate is Salad.
Chocolate with salad cream, yes, that sounds good.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhen the kids texted me "plz" which is shorter than please. I texted back "no" which is shorter than "yes".
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI was having dinner with Magnus Carlsen and there was a checkered tablecloth.
It took him two hours to pass me the salt
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Post #1140ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesI was having dinner with Magnus Carlsen and there was a checkered tablecloth.It took him two hours to pass me the salt
Dinner would be cold and stale-mate, I would check in somewhere else before I got bored waiting.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI was having dinner with Magnus Carlsen and there was a checkered tablecloth.It took him two hours to pass me the salt
Dinner would be cold and stale-mate, I would check in somewhere else before I got bored waiting.I stuck him with the check mate.
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