Irish greyhound racing authorities have banned trainers from givingdogs the anti-impotence drug Viagra in case it is used to boost theirperformance on the track..." and "... Viagra could be used to raisethe dogs' blood pressure and therefore heart rate, making them runfaster in the early stages of a race."If Viagra really does offer an advantage to these dogs, wouldn't thewhole plan backfire? I mean, come on, it'd be really easy to spotwhich one was going to be the winner, wouldn't it? ".. and it lookslike the winner is going to be Rover, by a nose... wait, that's nothis nose..."
Hehe,,,,, Good one Tom. It sure would be easy to spot in a horse race.
Paddy was visiting his wife in hospital because she has a wounded leg.
The doctor said, "Can you describe what happened please."
Paddy said, "Well, she got shot."
The Doctor said, "You'll have to be more accurate."
Paddy said, "I know, but I'm not very experienced with guns."
"A sermon", thought Father O'Flynn,
"I should write 'bout The Evils Of Sin...
But my mind is a blank,
So I'll sit here and wank,
'Til some new inspirations begin."
His housekeeper, taken aback,
Cried, "Oh Father! It's sinful to wack!"
So she whipped off her scanties,
(Her bra and her panties)
And guided him into her crack.
"Lord Jesus!" cried Father O'Flynn,
"Inspiration at last to begin!"
As his housekeeper dribbled
He grabbed paper and scribbled
His sermon: 'The Pleasures Of Sin'.
P.C.... Should the female version of a manikin be called a womanikin? ;-)
Lakeman said:On this same thought, if women go through menopause, then doesn't stand to reason that men would go through womenopause?
Continuing down this road... If a man has a hernia... should it be be called a hisnia, instead?
Two newlyweds quickly realized their marriage wasn't working and filed for a divorce.
The judge asked them what the problem was.
The husband replied: "In the five weeks that we've been together, we haven't been able to agree on a single thing."
The judge turned to the wife: "Have you anything to say?"
She answered: "It's been six weeks, your honor."
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