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This is a really funny pic -

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Q: What's the definition of oral sex?
A: The taste of things to come.

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There are some people who should use a glue stick instead of Chapstick.

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Q: What's the definition of oral sex? ...

Just talking about it... not actually doing it ;-)

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It snowed about 3 inches of flurries, 2 days ago. The temps outside, tonight, are about 0 degrees F --as in Zip, Zero, Nada-- My car doors are frozen shut. :-/ ... I'm still naked, but I'm wearing a scarf, tonight, to keep me warm :-)

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Q. What's the Australian kiss?
A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!

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They say that milk is good for your teeth...so is minding your own business!

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A redhead tells her blonde friend, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"

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She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

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Why do people say these are pictures of me when I was younger? All pictures of you are when you were younger.

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