RE:Random thoughts and jokes
During a lull in the rehearsal the groom and best man, two longtime friends and playboys, began to compare conquests. The groom, looking out over the crowd, said to his best man, "You know Bill, except for my wife to be, my two sisters and my mother, i've made love to every woman in this room." To which his friend responded, "Well then, between the two of us we've had them all!"
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RE:Random thoughts and jokes
Japanese couple in an argument over ways of highly erotic sex
Husband: Sukitaki.
Wife replies: Kowanini!
Husband says: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!
Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!
Husband replies angrily: Na miaou kina tim kouji!.
Are you actually reading this stuff as if you understand Japanese?
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