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It's been said that a lie can make it halfway around the world before the truth can get it's pants on. Maybe that can help explain the origin of the phrase *The Naked Truth* ... :-))

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During a lull in the rehearsal the groom and best man, two longtime friends and playboys, began to compare conquests. The groom, looking out over the crowd, said to his best man, "You know Bill, except for my wife to be, my two sisters and my mother, i've made love to every woman in this room." To which his friend responded, "Well then, between the two of us we've had them all!"

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I became a professional fisherman...
But discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

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Tomorrow they are opening a time capsule we buried when I was a kid.
I can't wait to see how
big my puppy is now.

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Japanese couple in an argument over ways of highly erotic sex
Husband: Sukitaki.
Wife replies: Kowanini!
Husband says: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!
Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!
Husband replies angrily: Na miaou kina tim kouji!.
Are you actually reading this stuff as if you understand Japanese?

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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's, only one begins with an R.

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There are Uber Drivers,
There are Taxi Drivers,
There are Limousine Drivers,
There are Bus Drivers,
There are Truck Drivers,
There are Race Car Drivers,
Why are Train Drivers called Engineers?

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Isn't it strange that "Hang Tight" and Hang Loose" basically mean the same things?

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Then there was the young married woman who drove 50 miles just to get 6 inches away from home.

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Why is meteorology not about the study of meteors?

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