The Hebrew teacher says to her class, "We have recentlybeen learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times.But, there is a higher power.Can anybody tell me what it is?""Aces," says Sarah.But they elected the Joker
Not the people - The Electoral College
The Hebrew teacher says to her class, "We have recentlybeen learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times.But, there is a higher power.Can anybody tell me what it is?""Aces," says Sarah.But they elected the Joker
Things were bad under David Cameron, but seem better with Theresa May.
The king wanted to go fishing. He called on the royal weather
forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next
few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was no
chance of rain in the coming days.
So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen. On the way
he met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer
said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace! In just a
short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area".
The king was polite and considerate, he replied: "I hold the
palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated
and experienced professional. And besides, I pay him very high
wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him."
So the king continued on his way. However, a short time later a
torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally
soaked and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a
shameful condition. Furious, the king returned to the palace and
gave the order to fire the professional.
Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and
high paying role of royal forecaster. The farmer said, "Your Majesty,
I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information
from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with
certainty that it will rain."
So the king hired the donkey.
And thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in the
government and occupy its highest and most influential positions.
The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board,
so she reports it to the Captain immediately.
Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking!
There is a very pretty, hot and sexy female passenger on board,
who looks quite frightened...
and the man she is with is an old slob who looks like a lecher:
very sullen, mean and dangerous!
The captain responds,
Donna, Ive told you this before. This is Air Force One....
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