Post #232ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesThe only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it.
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Post #233EvansBetterHalfUndies OnlyGet real and in the here and now, or the freak out of my face. RE: Random thoughts and jokesSomething I learned the hard way!'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'
Alright, I'm stealing this......
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex said she left me because I was too childish, but I think she was just being a poopyhead.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesCuriosity killed the cat, but for a while, I was a suspect.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokestheres more then one way tonuke a kitty cat
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesIf at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex yelled at me, "Did you tell my sister I was a bitch?"
I answered, "No! I don't know how she found out."
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI was going to go to Coronado for a weekend. I called and made reservations at a seaside hotel. When I asked for directions I was told "It's only a stone's throw from the beach." When I asked, "But how will I recognize it?" Back came the reply, "It's the one with all the broken windows."
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhen you have to start compromising yourself and your morals for the people around you, its probably time to change the people around you.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesIn order to spice up our love life I suggested my ex and I be allowed to have a quickie affair.
She said, "Forget it, I've tried that - it didn't work."
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