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My ex was really upset when she caught me writing her name and other crib notes on my hand just before we went to bed.

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Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?Because it's too much to all come out from the other end, in one go.

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I just discovered if you play an AOL 9.0 CD backwards you can hear all kinds of evil and satanic messages!"
BUT BE CAREFUL:
If you play it forwards, it installs AOL.

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For a while I dated a dyslexic Satanist? Until she sold her soul to Santa.

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For a while I dated a dyslexic Satanist? Until she sold her soul to Santa.That's understandable, they do both wear red.

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I knew a guy who became a veterinarian and taxidermist.
His slogan was, "Either way, you get your dog back."

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I knew a guy who became a veterinarian and taxidermist.His slogan was, "Either way, you get your dog back."There are not many men who stuff their wives, when they have passed away.

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I knew a guy who became a veterinarian and taxidermist.His slogan was, "Either way, you get your dog back."There are not many men who stuff their wives, when they have passed away.Isn't that called Necrophilia?

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I knew a guy who became a veterinarian and taxidermist.His slogan was, "Either way, you get your dog back."There are not many men who stuff their wives, when they have passed away.Isn't that called Necrophilia?If you live in Philadelphia, it's called NecroDelphilia.

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My ex and I agreed to never go to sleep angry.
One time I lasted five days before I passed out. She won again.

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