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Post #162 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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by thomasstierneyTextile

A computer kept beating me at chess, but not at kick boxing.

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Post #163 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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by thomasstierneyTextile

All you need to know about men and women.
Women are crazy and men are stupid.
And the main reason women are crazy is because men are stupid.

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Post #164 EvansBetterHalfUndies OnlyGet real and in the here and now, or the freak out of my face.

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"Back then, the entire Internet consisted of two slow, boxcar-sized UNIVAC computers about 50 feet apart, connected by a wire. It would take one of these computers an entire day to send an email to the other one, which would immediately delete it, because it was a Viagra ad." - Dave Barry

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Post #165 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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Post #166 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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by thomasstierneyTextile

Women going topless in New York has been legal since 1992,
but it is not accepted by all.
The problem is men are stupid.
"I didn't see the bus officer, I saw tits."

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Post #167 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?

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Post #168 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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by thomasstierneyTextile

I just read a report that says 25% of women in this country
are on medication for mental illness, which is scary;
it means 75% are running around with no medication at all...!

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