RE: Random thoughts and jokesChocolate, too much of a good thing is wonderful.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesIf it swims in the ocean, it can swim in butter.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesOn the freeway this afternoon I was listening to some rap music.
Not by choice - it was coming from a car somewhere behind me.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex was weird. In the middle of an argument she asked me, 'If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?'
I said, 'No.' She said, 'Okay, then forget it.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI was stopped for speeding. When the cop asked for my license and vehicle registration I said, "Nope, don't have them."
He hauled me in front of a local judge. When he told the judge I didn't have a license or vehicle registration I produced them and said, "Sure I do, this officer has got it in for me, the next thing he will be saying is that I was speeding."
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Post #187ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesAlways talk to your wife while making love,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,if there's a phone handy.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhen you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger.
You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesJust when I was getting used to yesterday, along comes today.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex was weird. Three nights in a row, no sex.
She complained about how tired she was.
I suggested a 3 way with her sister to lighten the work load. Wrong again..
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesSomeday I will be a procrastinator!
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