RE: Random thoughts and jokesToday I was walking up a long flight of stairs. I had to stop at the midway point to rest for a while and forgot if I were going up or down.
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Post #253ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesI was on the bed with a young woman the other day, and I could not remember if I was about to start, or had already finished. I'ts no wonder I feel so tired.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesToday I talked self out of a speeding ticket by telling the CHP I had to get home before I forgot where I was going!
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Post #255ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesA patrol car pulled me overand I told the officer I was only speeding to prevent an accident.I had to do 140 mph tostop him from running into the back of me.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesA cop stopped me for speeding, he claimed I was trying to out run him. I told him my wife had run away with a cop, when I saw him in my rear view mirror I was afraid he was bringing her back. He let me go.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesIf you think your boss is stupid, remember: You wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
~ John Gotti
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesOne night I was out drinking with Superman, he was being a smart ass and wrote on the bathroom wall:
"Batman is a wimp."
The next day, Batman wrote:
"Superman is Clark Kent." That'll teach him.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI started a relationship with a blind woman. The sex is amazing---but also very challenging---it took me ages to get her husband's voice just right.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI just thought of something. I have never heard man whine about balancing marriage and a career.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesOctober First means a lot to me. It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife.
I'll never forget that poker game.
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