RE: Random thoughts and jokesEarly morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex told me when she says "No" she really means "Yes" but not with me.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesThe Space Shuttle Endeavour has traveled more than 123 million miles at speeds of more than 17,000 miles per hour. Gets hung up in L. A. traffic.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex never understood "even stevens", she overcooked the roast and I had sex with our neighbor; I figured we were even.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI recently added a new word to my vocabulary,
"Exhaustipated"
Just too tired to "give a shit".
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesSometimes I liked to pretend I lived in London.
But my ex would freak out when I started driving on the left side.
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Post #278ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesIn the car the other day, and my wife said, "You're going the wrong way, that's a no-entry" so I replied, "You didn't say that last night"
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex said picking my nose was disgusting, - now I have to pick it myself.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMen, when in an argument with a woman:
Ask yourself, Are you right? If No. Apologize. -
If Yes. - No, your not. Apologize.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex never lied about her age. She just told people she was five years younger than me.
Then she lied about my age.
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