RE: Random thoughts and jokesOne evening I took my ex aside and explained that I was leaving her because of illness. The truth is, I was just sick of her.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesA new study found that vegetarian cavemen died earlier than cavemen who ate meat.
Not from starvation - they were just murdered after they kept talking about why they became vegetarians.
~ Jimmy Fallon
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesOne evening I visited an ex, she complained that the goldfish I had bought her had epilepsy.
I watched it for a few minutes; I told her it looked fine to me. She said, "Well yeah, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesAn ex was weird; she was angry about something, again, and refused
to have sex with me for weeks and then wanted to kill any woman who would.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesA .JPG is worth a thousand .TXTS
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI do not consider dawn to be an attractive experience - unless Im still up.
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Post #288ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesI do not consider dawn to be an attractive experience - unless Im still up.
I have never had the pleasure of Dawn, is she nice ?
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RE: Random thoughts and jokes"I woke up this morning to the smell of coffee, bacon on the
grill, pancakes being made. I looked around. Dammit! I passed out in Denny's again!"
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesNothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
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Post #291ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokes"I woke up this morning to the smell of coffee, bacon on the grill, pancakes being made. I looked around. Dammit! I passed out in Denny's again!"
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