Post #302ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy girlfriend said " I feel like a used woman" so I gave her my wife.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesForty-six percent of women surveyed answered
"Yes," when asked if they ever faked an orgasm.
Actually they said, "Yes, yes! Oh God, yes!"
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Post #304ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesI asked my friend if he had any photos of his wife, naked. He said no, so I said "would like to buy some"
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesDon't need a wife. Had one didn't like it.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex kept hinting she wanted something with diamonds in it for her birthday, so I bought her a deck of cards.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhen the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
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Post #311womannudistaUndies OnlyIm a nudist, i want make friends for nudism, etcIm not looking for sex or relationship!! RE: Random thoughts and jokesA man was sunbathing in the buff at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.
A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself".
Un hombre estaba tomando el sol en la Pula en la playa. Por el bien de civilidad y de conseguir quemada por el sol, tena un sombrero sobre sus partes privadas.Una mujer camina pasado y dice, trabaja, "Si fueras un caballero levantara su sombrero".Levant una ceja y respondi: "Si usted no fuera tan fea se elevara".
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