I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

• 13 years ago

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

• 13 years ago

I bought a self-help tape called, "How to Handle Disappointment."
It turned out to be a blank tape.

• 13 years ago

Hostess says that if they keep shipping inventory at the current level, they will run out of product around December 21, 2012..... So, THAT'S what the Mayans were talking about.
~ Robert "Bob" Rockenbach

• 13 years ago

The mayor and his wife were riding in the local town parade when the mayor spotted the ex boyfriend of his wife. A local gas station owner.
He leaned in and said to his wife, "see if you had married him you would be working in a gas station."
His wife answered back, "No, if I had married him he would be the mayor..."

• 13 years ago

I just realized that in dog years I'm already dead.

• 13 years ago

My ex and I agreed to have an open relationship. I could sleep with anyone I wanted.
She just wouldn't speak to me or sleep with me anymore.

• 13 years ago

I was making love to the local barmaid last night. My wife was annoyed, because she said the noise was keeping her awake.

• 13 years ago

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.jajajaja! very good joke!

• 13 years ago

When my ex told me when she dies I could have her farm including the villa, the tractor, the farmhouse & all the livestock. I was really surprised. When I asked, "Where is it?"
She replied, "On Facebook."

• 13 years ago