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I was asked recently what I did during the Sexual Revolution; I hated to admit it, but I was captured early and spent the duration doing the dishes.

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I was having a fling with a woman from Finland. At least I thought she was from Finland, but when we were making love and she kept saying, "I'm not finnish, I'm not finnish."

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Dawn IS great. But, have you tried Eve?

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My ex had a bumper sticker that read, Honk if you love peace and quiet

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Ive just about decided I need a wife...I just haven't decided whose yet.made me laugh a lot this joke

me ha hecho reir muchisimo este chiste

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I chose the path less traveled, but only because I was lost.

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One evening while I was cooking I asked my ex where she kept all the spices.
She said, "In the salt shaker.
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One evening while I was cooking I asked my ex where she kept all the spices.She said, "In the salt shaker.You never said she was a blonde.

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My ex's appearance took all by surprise,
For her hair had succumbed to some dyes.
Her lush tresses, once red,
Were now turquoise instead.

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