RE: Random thoughts and jokesIf you want something said, Ask a man.
If you want something done, Ask a woman.
If you want nothing said, and nothing done, Ask a cat.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesBuild something that's foolproof and they invent a better fool.
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Post #764ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesNever let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesDont you hate it when someone says they wanna hang out, and you have to quickly think of an excuse why you can't.
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Post #766ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesDont you hate it when someone says they wanna hang out, and you have to quickly think of an excuse why you can't.
Tell them your zipper is stuck.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesStrenuous exercise is harmful after middle age, especially if you do it with a knife and fork.
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Post #768ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesThere are some very kinky people on here.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy body'sjust not what it used to be. Even when I'm naked, I want to slip into somethingmore comfortable
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Post #770ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesI went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesThat would not have surprised me. They ran off together. I still miss him.
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