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Does anyone else have that one ex that changed us?

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Why do people point to their wrist when they want to know what time it is, but they don't point to their pants when they need to ask where the restroom is?

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There is always THAT ONE. You're happy about the memories but so sad they slipped away.

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Don't you just hate it when you get all nice and comfortable in bed and realize you forgot to do something?

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Why does the phone only ring when you're sitting on the toilet,then you rush to answer it and it's justsome jerk trying to sell something you don't want.

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Verizon called, to tell my ex she had used upher unlimited minutes.

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Where is the cat in the catwalk?
Do models walk like cats.

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Young cats are pussies

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Dogs chase pussies.

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Bow Wow

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