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It's not easy wearing a microwave cooker on your wrist.

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How do you spot a psychiatrist in a nudist camp?
He's the one listening instead of looking

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How do you spot a psychiatrist in a nudist camp?With ink.

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I bought a box of self-improvement tapes titled "How To Handle Disappointment. "
I got it home and the box wasempty.

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A muslim, a socialist, and a communist walk into a bar. The bartender says hello Mr. President.

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A socialist OR a communist. Can't be both.

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Communism does not exist.

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Then who walked into the bar?

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A Kenyan guy from Hawaii.

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Who walked into the bar with him?

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