RE: Random thoughts and jokesVolvo, Video, Velcro (I came, I saw, I stuck around)
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Post #983ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesYou know it must have been a good night,when you wake up and don't know who's house you're in.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesOH God! It actually happened to me. The shower was running. I peeked in her purse - found her drivers license - liked what I saw - joined her in the shower.
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Post #985ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesThe tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me send money.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesQ) How did the leper lose the poker game?
A) He threw in his hand.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy doctor told me to start killing people.
Well, not in those exact words.
He said I had to reduce the stress in my life.
Same thing really.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesAn artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied.
"The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death.
When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed.
"What's the bad news?"
"The guy was your doctor..."
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesHow do we know that Christ was Irish?
Because he was 33 still lived at home thought his mother was a virgin and she
thought he was the son of God.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI joined Bachelors Anonymous.
Every time I feel like getting married they send round a woman in curlers to nag me for a while.
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