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Post #1 ManOfWicklowTextileA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

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Post #2 nudecountry77Undies Only

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for the average person coffee is supposed to stunt you're growth, but i'm already short and i never drank the stuff.

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Post #3 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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The palms of my hands are not hairy.

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Post #4 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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Him: I kiss my Wife everyday before I leave for Office, what about you?
Me : Me too, after you leave!!

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Post #5 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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My ex had this one annoying habit...breathing

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Post #6 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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I used to have one night stands,but now they're more like laydowns.

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sad to see you leave, but i love watching you walk away!!!

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Post #8 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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Customer: "Waiter, theres a dead beetle in my soup". Waiter: "Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers".

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Post #9 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.

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Post #10 ImbimTextile

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Him: I kiss my Wife everyday before I leave for Office, what about you?Me : Me too, after you leave!!
I have started taking my wife to work with me,,,,,,,,,It means I don't have to to kiss her goodbye.

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Post #11 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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Q: What did the midget say when I asked him for a dollar?
A: "Sorry, I'm a little short"

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