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A computer kept beating me at chess, but not at kick boxing.

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All you need to know about men and women.
Women are crazy and men are stupid.
And the main reason women are crazy is because men are stupid.

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"Back then, the entire Internet consisted of two slow, boxcar-sized UNIVAC computers about 50 feet apart, connected by a wire. It would take one of these computers an entire day to send an email to the other one, which would immediately delete it, because it was a Viagra ad." - Dave Barry

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Women going topless in New York has been legal since 1992,
but it is not accepted by all.
The problem is men are stupid.
"I didn't see the bus officer, I saw tits.
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Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?

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I just read a report that says 25% of women in this country
are on medication for mental illness, which is scary;
it means 75% are running around with no medication at all...!

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Those 75 % are the ones on this site.

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I'm sure I've met some of them.

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I figured the honeymoon was pretty much over when I went out with the boys on Wednesday night, and so did she.

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