According to a new survey about sex, 51 percent of people said they would
consider having sex for money if the amount offered was large enough.
The average woman said the amount would have to be at least $35,000.
The average man, on the other hand, said,
"How much change do you have on you?"
One morning my attorney phoned me and asked,
"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"
"Give me the bad news first."
"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."
"That's the bad news?" "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
"It's of you and your mistress."
A friend of mine asked for my secret of picking up barmaids.
"Its very easy, when I enter, I toss the keys of a Rolls Royce on the bar and they just flock to me."
"When I take them home I tell them my Rolls Royce is the shop and the old Chevy is a loaner."
A couple of nights later my friend entered and tossed the keys to a Rolls Royce on the bar.
After a couple of hours he asked me why the barmaid was still ignoring him.
I replied, "If you don't take off your bicycle helmet it won't work."
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