RE: Random thoughts and jokesEvery time I walked into a singles bar I could hear my Mother's wise words -
"Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been".
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Post #223ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesI thought of visiting the local gay bar, but my wife might not like me following her.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesThe day I started my construction job, I was in the office filling out an employee form when I came to the section that asked:
Single____Married____ Divorced____.
I marked single. Glancing at the man next to me, who was also filling out a form,
I noticed he hadn't marked any of the blanks. Instead,
he had written, "Yes, in that order."
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI guess Claudia Schiffer must be a genius... I heard my ex telling her friends that I had "Schiffer Brains."
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI promised my ex that I would never turn my back on her; actually I didn't trust her that much.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesSome mornings when I wake up I feel like a 20-year-old. But there's never one around.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesAbout three years into our relationship I started to have erection difficulties.
My ex and I had different ideas as to what the problem was.
She bought me some Viagra; I bought her atreadmill.
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Post #229ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesAbout three years into our relationship I started to have erection difficulties.My ex and I had different ideas as to what the problem was.She bought me some Viagra; I bought her atreadmill.
Should have bought her some running shoes, would have been cheaper.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesShe bought her own running shoes and ran away with my favorite bartender.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesSomething I learned the hard way!
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'
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