RE: More Short JokesQ: Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer?
A: The grass tickles their balls!
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RE: More Short JokesQ: Why can't midgets wear tampons?
A: Because they keep stepping on the string!
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RE: More Short JokesTwo guys walk into a bar...which is stupid because the second guy should have seen the first guy hit it.
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RE: More Short JokesA man went into a bookstore and asked the young woman working the counter,
"Do you have the new book for men with short penises?"
"Hmmm. I'm not sure if it's in yet." she replied.
"That's the one! I'll take a copy.
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Post #16ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: More Short JokesWhat does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?
The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
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RE: More Short JokesThey laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.
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RE: More Short JokesTake me out to the ball game.
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and crack, or jack.
I don't care if I never ... wait, what did I say?
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Post #19ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: More Short JokesI kiss my Wife everyday before I leave for Office, what about you?
Me too, after you leave!!
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RE: More Short JokesThe problem with political jokes is that they get elected.
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RE: More Short JokesI told my ex I wanted a threesome so she served me some Neopolitan Ice Cream.
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