Post #22ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: More Short JokesTold my ex I wanted a threesome: she gave birth to triplets.
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RE: More Short JokesI tripped her, now I'm seeing stars
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RE: More Short JokesI took a trip to Hollywood, I didn't see any stars.
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Post #25ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: More Short JokesThere is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and thats a wife who can't cook and will.
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RE: More Short JokesMarriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond but by the end you wish you had a club and a spade.
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Post #27ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: More Short JokesYoung Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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Post #28ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: More Short JokesTheAmerican attempt at scaling Mount Everest was a valiant effort, but it failed: They ran out of scaffolding.
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RE: More Short JokesTheAmerican attempt at scaling Mount Everest was a valiant effort, but it failed: They ran out of scaffolding.
American hater?
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RE: More Short JokesI took a trip to Hollywood, I didn't see any stars.
Try going at night.
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Post #31ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: More Short JokesI've never gone to bed with any ugly women, but I sure have woken up with a few.
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