RE: More Short JokesI've never gone to bed with any ugly women, but I sure have woken up with a few.
you must have had your beer goggles on, before bed
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RE: More Short JokesA couple hooked up in a bar. They were ready to get it on when he dropped his trou. She looked at him and exclaimed "Who do you expect to please with that little thing?" He quickly shot back "ME!"
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RE: More Short JokesWife to her husband, "I come home with a little semen in my hair, and right away you jump to conclusions."
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RE: More Short JokesWhat men do after orgasm:
5% Pee
5% Sleep
90% Clear history
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Post #36ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: More Short JokesI asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday she said 'Just gimme something with diamonds.' I got her a pack of cards.
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RE: More Short JokesYou know it's going to be a bad day when your imaginary friend files a restraining order against you!
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Post #38ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: More Short JokesI said toDoctor"I broke my arm in two places" and he replied"stop going to those places"
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Post #39AE-53Undies OnlyNothing's the same anymore. -- BABYLON 5: First Season Episode "Chrysalis" (1993) RE: More Short JokesI took a trip to Hollywood, I didn't see any stars.
Try getting MUGGED next time....
;~)
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Post #40ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: More Short JokesQ: What do you call a surprised Chinese man? A: Ho Lee Fuk
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RE: More Short JokesI've joined a motorcycle club for seniors:
"The Old As Hell Angels"
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