RE: More Short Jokes

Picture a nun wearing daisy dukes, then try not to laugh.

This post was edited
RE: More Short Jokes

Picture Daisy Duke wearing none.

This post was edited
RE: More Short Jokes

Have you noticed how many stupid people have smart phones?

This post was edited
RE: More Short Jokes

Have you noticed how many stupid people have smart phones?so does that make them SMART?

This post was edited
RE: More Short Jokes

Nope! Stupid isstupid.

This post was edited
RE: More Short Jokes

Whoever is in charge of making sure I don't do stupid stuff...is fired!

This post was edited
RE: More Short Jokes

We were pulling up to the hotel on our honeymoon, my new wife felt very foolish that she was on her honeymoon. She turned to me and asked, what can we do to hide the fact that we are on our honeymoon? I thought a second and replied, you carry the luggage!

This post was edited
RE: More Short Jokes

A young man was walking past a blind woman using a cane on a street corner downtown, when she said,
"Excuse me, but if it's not too much trouble, can you see me across the street?"
Our good Samaritan replied, "Just a minute." He walked across the street, looked back and yelled, "Yes, I can see you fine!"

This post was edited
RE: More Short Jokes

A bloke walks into library and asked the assistant:
'Do you have any books on suicide'

'No chance', says the librarian, 'You wont bring it back!'

This post was edited
RE: More Short Jokes

what 3 word phrase , each word is only 2 letters long, is the worst thing a man can hear?
Is it in?

This post was edited